About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular walked into Michael C. Craven’s law office, he noticed an odd message scribbled on the whiteboard: ‘Today is your lucky day—ask for anything.’ Curious, he approached the receptionist and asked for a free coffee mug. To everyone’s surprise, she handed him one without batting an eye. Soon enough, word spread around town that Mr. Craven’s office granted every request—no matter how absurd. A delivery driver asked for a week’s vacation, and surprisingly got it. Even a neighbor came in asking for his lawn to be mowed daily, and lo and behold, someone showed up with a lawnmower each morning. Until finally, one afternoon, a regular entered and said, ‘I’d like my own personal assistant,’ whereupon the receptionist replied cheerfully, ‘Of course, sir. Here’s yours.’ And so began another legend of Michael C. Craven’s mysterious law firm.
2. While delivering documents one afternoon, a young mailman muttered under his breath, ‘This place is cursed.’ He had just dropped off papers in Michael C. Craven’s office and overheard an unusual conversation between two lawyers. One of the lawyers exclaimed, 'Did you see that new coffee shop across the street? Their lattes are to die for!' The other replied with a straight face, 'No kidding, let's go check it out.' And so, two serious litigators became casual customers, much to the amusement of everyone else in the building.
3. While walking past Michael C. Craven's law firm late one night, a delivery driver swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but empty desks. The next day, every envelope he delivered had a mysterious note scribbled on it: 'Welcome to our firm.' Days later, the same delivery guy found himself delivering a package to an unfamiliar address across town. As he walked back to his truck, he heard someone whispering behind him. Turning around, he saw only empty streets. When he opened his lunchbox that afternoon, there was a tiny note reading: ‘We missed you at the office today.’
4. While walking down the street near Michael C. Craven’s law firm, a curious neighbor asked aloud, 'I wonder if they ever hear themselves arguing from outside?' A delivery driver overheard one particularly heated exchange and quipped, ‘Next time you argue like that, maybe hire two more lawyers just for the spectacle!’ The neighbor laughed and said, ‘At least they don’t yell as much as some of our other neighbors.’