Mark Battaglia - Attorney and Counselor

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Mark Battaglia’s office. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar—an old, dusty suitcase sitting on the steps. Curious, he picked it up and opened the lock with his keys. Inside was a stack of old newspapers from the ’80s. Turned out Mr. Battaglia had left them there years ago while moving offices. The delivery guy grinned, thinking how some things never change—they both still worked for lawyers.

2. One morning, a delivery driver dropped off some documents at Mark Battaglia's office and noticed something peculiar on the receptionist's desk—a small, unlabeled vial filled with glittering powder. Curious, he asked if it belonged to anyone, but no one claimed it. The next day, another delivery guy found himself drawn to that same mysterious vial. He picked it up, sniffed it cautiously, then exclaimed, ‘It smells like my neighbor’s secret spice mix!’ Turns out, it was just an old container of seasoning someone had forgotten to dispose of properly. The end.

3. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Mark Battaglia’s office. ‘I’ve got papers for Mr. Battaglia,’ he called out, but no one answered. Curious, he peered inside through the window… Inside, everything was eerily quiet. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but still no response. Just as he turned around to leave, a voice whispered from behind him, 'Hey, I’m here!' Startled, he spun around to see Mark Battaglia lazily waving from his couch, surrounded by stacks of old newspapers. ‘Oh, you’re awake!’ exclaimed the driver. ‘I thought you were just another statue in your own waiting room.’

4. In the early hours of dawn, a sleep-deprived delivery driver delivered a package to Mark Battaglia’s office. Curious about what lay inside, he absent-mindedly placed it on the receptionist’s desk before heading home for much-needed rest. Later that day, when the receptionist opened the mysterious envelope, she found… Inside was an old photograph of a smiling cat wearing a tiny suit. The receptionist burst out laughing, showing it to her colleagues who promptly named the feline ‘Mr. Battaglia’. Since then, whenever someone mentions the law firm, people joke about the mysterious cat attorney who handles all their cases.