Law Offices of Mitch Furman

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early hours one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Mitch Furman and noticed something strange. The sign above the entrance read ‘Open,’ but there wasn’t a sound inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an empty reception area with the TV softly playing some old sitcom. Suddenly, a voice behind him said, 'Morning, are you lost?' It was Mitch himself, yawning and stretching from his office in the back. 'Oh no sir,' the driver stammered, 'I just thought I heard something.' Mitch smiled and replied, 'That’s because it’s usually quiet here—we lawyers sleep late!'

2. In the dead of night, a young boy walking home from school noticed an eerie glow coming from behind the closed doors of Law Offices of Mitch Furman. Curious, he peered inside and saw only a dimly lit room with old filing cabinets and dusty diplomas on the wall. Suddenly, a sleepy receptionist yawned and said, 'Just another ghost story for the collection.' The boy laughed and went home, realizing that sometimes even law offices can be as quiet and boring as they seem.

3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver left his truck for a moment while making a drop-off at Law Offices of Mitch Furman. When he returned, he found a peculiar item in the passenger seat—a small wooden box with no label or markings. Curious, but not wanting to delay his route further, he placed it back into the trunk and drove off. Back at the office, Mitch noticed something odd on his desk—an identical wooden box. He opened it curiously only to find a note reading: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience, here’s your package.’ Turns out, the delivery driver had accidentally swapped boxes during another delivery earlier that day. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that afternoon.

4. In the middle of a blazing summer day, a delivery driver left his truck for a moment while making a routine stop at Law Offices of Mitch Furman. When he returned, the thermometer inside had reached an unexpected reading. Inside, the delivery driver found Mr. Furman deep in thought, fanning himself with a stack of papers. ‘What’s going on?’ asked the driver. With a straight face, Mitch replied, “I’m trying to draft the hottest contract ever seen.” The driver shook his head and said, “Next time maybe you should leave the air conditioning on when you’re not around.”