Law Office of Andrew J. Harger

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Office of Andrew J. Harger, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door. It read: ‘Today’s Legal Advice: If you’re suing someone for being late, don’t be late yourself.’ As he laughed, the delivery driver thought it was just another quirky sign from Mr. Harger's office. Later that day, while walking home, he passed a small café where his neighbor was complaining about her slow internet service. The delivery driver couldn't resist sharing the sign's advice and watched in amusement as she promptly ordered a coffee before calling the ISP.

2. One afternoon, an anxious client whispered to the receptionist, ‘I swear I heard Mr. Harger muttering something strange in his office.’ The receptionist shrugged and replied, ‘That’s nothing new—everyone thinks they hear him arguing with himself.’ Soon enough, a delivery driver approached the desk and asked curiously, ‘Did you hear that too? He keeps yelling “Deeds! Papers!” like he’s trying to close a deal or something.’ The receptionist smiled knowingly, shaking her head. ‘Oh, don’t worry,’ she said. ‘He does that every time someone is late on their payments.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck across the street from the Law Office of Andrew J. Harger. As he walked towards the building, he noticed something peculiar: the lights were on, but no cars were in the parking lot. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man with glasses hunched over a pile of papers, muttering to himself. Turns out Mr. Harger was just working late on his crossword puzzle. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and whispering, ‘Next time I’ll bring him some coffee.’

4. In the early hours, a delivery driver’s dog started barking uncontrollably near the Law Office of Andrew J. Harger. No matter how many times he tried calming it down, the canine seemed fixated on something invisible inside the building. Finally, the driver noticed an old cat sitting in front of the office door. It stared intently into the darkened windows, seemingly beckoning the dog. With a smile, the driver called his pet over and whispered, ‘Come on, boy, that noisy lawyer must’ve left some tasty treats inside.’