About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lamber Goodnow’s office and noticed something odd: every time he honked his horn, the lights inside flickered on and off like a dimmer switch. Was it just him, or did the building respond to each beep? Curious, the driver tried different sounds—beeps, hoots, even whistles—and watched in amazement as the lights danced along with him. Finally, an old neighbor passing by asked what was going on, and they both laughed so hard that they forgot all about the seriousness of law offices. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood knew not to honk near Lamber Goodnow's place unless they wanted a light show.
2. One morning, a regular walked into Lamber Goodnow’s office and asked the receptionist, ‘Did you hear that the firm’s mascot, a giant tortoise named Ralph, has started giving traffic tickets?’ The receptionist blinked twice, then burst out laughing. 'No, that's ridiculous!' she said. But just as she spoke, Ralph emerged from behind his desk, holding up a tiny ticket booklet with a stern look on his shell. Everyone in the waiting room cracked up, including the regular, who shrugged and replied, 'Well, it would explain why I keep getting these speeding fines.'
3. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lamber Goodnow’s office and heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the glass doors and saw no one—yet the sound grew louder, almost like someone whistling a happy tune. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a friendly voice called, ‘Hey, pal! Need some help with that package?’ It was Mr. Goodnow himself, waving cheerfully from behind his desk. The delivery driver blinked, shook his head, and realized it had been just another day in the mysterious world of Lamber Goodnow’s law firm.
4. One day, an anxious client called Lamber Goodnow’s office and exclaimed, 'I’m sure I signed that contract last week!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Contracts come and go like seasons, but our coffee never changes.' A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a package for Mr. Goodnow. When he opened it, there was just a note saying, ‘Your contract is here—signed, sealed, and delivered!’ Everyone in the office laughed so hard they almost forgot to bill their clients.