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1. One day, a delivery driver asked the receptionist at Ansari & Shapiro, LLC: ‘Why do you always say “Good morning” even when it’s clearly not?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Because our boss believes that every day is a new beginning, and good manners never go out of style.' The delivery driver nodded, thinking maybe he was onto something. From then on, whenever he delivered packages, he’d greet everyone with a friendly smile.
2. One morning, an anxious client whispered to the receptionist at Ansari & Shapiro, LLC: ‘I’m sure my will is somewhere in here—have you seen it?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Sir, our firm specializes in contracts—not lost belongings.' Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a package labeled 'Last Will and Testament'. The relieved client snatched it up, muttering, 'Thank heavens!'
3. A new intern arrived at Ansari & Shapiro, LLC and innocently asked the receptionist: 'Where’s the nearest bathroom?' Without missing a beat, she replied: 'It’s down the hall, but don’t worry if you get lost—we’ve had several attorneys do that before you!' After a few weeks, an old delivery driver approached the intern with a smile: ‘Hey, I see you’re still asking for directions. We’ve got a whole network of secret passages here!’
4. A regular walked into Ansari & Shapiro, LLC one afternoon with a peculiar request. "I’d like to hire you,” he said, “to defend my dog against a speeding ticket.” Ansari & Shapiro looked at each other, then back at the man and his wagging tail. ‘We handle contracts, mergers, divorces—nothing canine,’ they replied in unison. The dog whimpered. ‘Fine,’ growled the owner, ‘just get him out of traffic!’
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