About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Abstract Title & Escrow and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can get the best advice on buying a cloud?’ The receptionist smiled politely but shook her head. 'Sir,' she said gently, 'we're just here for real estate transactions.' A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, 'Maybe he wants to buy a cloud of dust from the construction site across the street!' Everyone laughed, including the old man who left with a broad smile, happy that someone understood his unique request.
2. While delivering documents one afternoon, a young courier noticed something peculiar outside Abstract Title & Escrow’s window—a mysterious sign reading ‘Deeds Done Here, Deals Sealed.’ Curious, he mentioned it to no one but himself, and ever since then, strange occurrences began happening around town whenever anyone mentioned that exact phrase aloud. Soon enough, everyone in town was whispering the words like some secret code. One day, an old lady accidentally said it while buying groceries, and her eggs vanished from the shelf right before her eyes! Since then, whenever someone utters those words, they’re met with giggles and knowing smiles—reminding us all that sometimes life throws you unexpected surprises, even if they come from a quirky law office.
3. While signing some papers one day, a regular looked up from his desk and exclaimed, ‘I thought I recognized that seal!’ Everyone turned around to see what he meant—only to find no one else had noticed anything unusual. A delivery driver then walked in with a package, glanced at the seal, and said, ‘Hey, isn’t that the same as on those old Soviet stamps?’ Before anyone could ask why he knew that, another client asked if they served coffee here. The lawyer smiled and replied, ‘Only legal ones.’
4. One foggy morning, while signing some papers in Abstract Title & Escrow, a regular glanced out the window and saw a familiar face waving from across the street. The regular waved back absentmindedly, not realizing that his own reflection was dancing on the glass like a Saturday night showman. Suddenly, a delivery driver honked impatiently behind him, breaking the spell. Turning around, he sheepishly signed his name one last time before dashing outside to explain himself to his neighbor.