About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Stewart Law Offices and asked, ‘Why does Mr. Stewart always leave early on Fridays?’ An old neighbor overheard and laughed, saying, ‘He’s just catching the first rays of sunrise before traffic gets bad.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Must be nice to work so hard but leave when you want!’ And with that, he smiled, realizing maybe life wasn’t always about punching a clock.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Stewart Law Offices one afternoon with a mysterious package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd on the counter—a tiny, handwritten note that read: 'Dear Clerk, please keep this envelope safe until our next meeting.' Curious, he picked it up only to discover another smaller envelope inside containing just a single piece of paper with these words: "Meet me under the courthouse clock at midnight." The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘What harm could come from checking?’ He showed up exactly at midnight, only to find an old friend waiting beneath the clock—who happened to be a fellow pizza delivery guy. They both laughed, realizing they’d been duped by a prank left over from law school days.
3. One day, an old neighbor parked his car near Stewart Law Offices and noticed something peculiar. As he walked towards the building, he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a janitor dancing awkwardly to some unheard music on the radio. The old man burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Stewart Law Offices—where even cleaning duties could be a little… entertaining.
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Stewart Law Offices and asked, 'What’s so important here that even lawyers can’t agree on where to park?' Inside, everyone was indeed arguing—about whose parking spot was closest to the elevators. The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘I guess lawyers really do argue over everything!’