About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Thurmond, Kirchner & Timbes, P.A., a regular once asked with a straight face, ‘Do you guys really consult ghost lawyers when drafting wills?’ Another customer, clearly tipsy, chimed in, ‘And what about those ghost judges? Do they preside over will disputes from beyond the grave?’ The partners just smiled and nodded knowingly, as if it were perfectly normal—until the delivery driver asked for his pizza ‘to go.’
2. In Thurmond, Kirchner & Timbes, P.A., an anxious delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’m sure I signed that waiver!’ as he nervously approached the reception desk. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh, you must be thinking of someone else—we only sign contracts for our parakeets!' The delivery driver laughed so hard he accidentally dropped his package, which rolled under a nearby filing cabinet, causing everyone in the office to burst out laughing too.
3. In Thurmond, Kirchner & Timbes, P.A., a regular once declared, 'I’d like to sue my lawn mower for negligence!' A delivery driver once quipped, ‘If only I could sue traffic lights for making me late!’ But the most famous client was just an annoyed neighbor who threatened to sue his own shadow for blocking his view of the sunset.
4. In Thurmond, Kirchner & Timbes, P.A., one day a neighbor noticed something peculiar coming from the law firm’s basement—an eerie humming sound that seemed to change pitch every few minutes. Curious, the neighbor peered down and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the wall. Suddenly, an old coffee mug popped out of nowhere, followed by a crumpled envelope and a half-eaten sandwich. Turns out, someone had left lunch there—and it was now having its own little office party. The partner finally emerged, laughing, “Just our resident ghost attorney throwing another impromptu lunch meeting!”