Sprouse & Ferguson, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular entered Sprouse & Ferguson’s office and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why lawyers always carry briefcases?’ She replied, ‘No, sir.’ He smiled mysteriously and said, ‘Because they never know where they’re going!’ Another day, another client walked in and quipped, ‘Why do lawyers wear glasses?’ The receptionist paused, then grinned and answered, ‘So they can see which way the wind is blowing!’ Everyone laughed, including the usually serious-looking attorney, who winked back at her.

2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to Sprouse & Ferguson’s front door, he noticed something peculiar on their security camera feed. The receptionist’s chair had mysteriously spun around, facing away from her desk—and no one seemed to be sitting in it. Curious, the delivery driver approached the empty chair and found a note taped to its armrest: ‘Out for lunch—back soon.’ He smiled, shook his head, and walked inside, wondering if anyone else had seen this unusual sighting.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk and whispered, 'I’ve been coming here for years, but today I noticed something strange...' The receptionist leaned in curiously. The old man continued softly, ‘Today, when I walked through that door, I saw a delivery driver wearing a hat with the exact same pattern as mine.’ Everyone laughed gently, realizing it was just another quirky moment in the life of Sprouse & Ferguson.

4. At midnight, a shadowy figure appeared on Sprouse & Ferguson's security camera, leaving behind only a single business card with the words, ‘Next hearing never happens.’ The next day, an old man delivered coffee to the office. When asked who left the card, he shrugged and said, 'Just some guy from down the street.' Everyone laughed it off until they realized the coffee was free.