Robert W. Whelan Law Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Greenhaven, a regular customer entered Robert W. Whelan’s law office one morning and exclaimed, ‘I swear, Mr. Whelan, my dog just tried to sue me!’ Mr. Whelan scratched his head and asked, ‘What did your dog say in court?’ The man replied, ‘He didn’t get that far—just kept licking the papers on my desk!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the dog, who seemed quite content with the attention.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Robert W. Whelan’s law office and noticed something odd: the sign above the door now read ‘Open for Business… Since 1897?’ Curious, he knocked on the door, and an old gentleman with a kindly smile greeted him. ‘Welcome,’ said the lawyer, ‘we’ve been waiting for you since 1897!’ The delivery man laughed and shook his head, thinking it was just another quirky local story. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the vintage sign, wondering if maybe someone had simply forgotten to change it back.’

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Robert W. Whelan’s law office and asked, ‘Do you represent ghosts?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not officially, sir.’ Just then, a delivery driver arrived with some documents for Mr. Whelan. The old man leaned closer and whispered, 'Ask him if he saw any strange lights around here last night.' The receptionist blinked twice, then said, 'No, sir, nothing unusual.' With that, the elderly gentleman smiled mysteriously and left without another word.

4. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Robert W. Whelan’s law office with a package so large it seemed like it could contain anything—even a secret passage. As he opened it, a small envelope fell out with just one word scribbled on it: ‘Coffee.’ Turns out, it was an oversized coffee machine—a gift from a grateful client. The office never did find a secret passage, but they got some great coffee instead.