About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Mastantuno Law Firm with an urgent package. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows moving around. Suddenly, a voice whispered, ‘Pass it on… pass it on…’ The delivery driver shrugged and left the package, muttering to himself, ‘Weirdos.’ A few days later, a neighbor knocked on his door and asked if he’d seen any strange lawyers lately. ‘Nope,’ he replied, ‘but I did see some odd packages being delivered!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Mastantuno Law Firm with an envelope marked ‘urgent’. As he approached the door, a voice from inside growled, ‘Don’t you know it’s after hours? Go away!’ But then, from the shadows emerged a gruff but friendly voice: ‘Hey, I’m just the janitor. Come on in.’ The delivery guy grinned sheepishly and handed over the envelope. Turns out, it was a birthday card from a neighbor, addressed to someone who worked late nights.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Mastantuno Law Firm with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ he asked suspiciously as the receptionist took it inside. ‘Just some documents,’ she replied with a knowing smile. Inside, a regular from down the street happened to be waiting for his divorce papers. As they both waited, they struck up a conversation—turns out their kids played soccer together. By morning, not only were the documents signed and sealed, but so was a new friendship.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Mastantuno Law Firm with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd—a small, glowing object sitting on the front steps. Curious, he picked it up and found it was a crystal ball, emitting soft light and whispers of ancient lawsuits. The delivery driver shrugged and decided to leave the crystal ball inside his truck for later inspection. Later that evening, as he drove home, he heard faint voices coming from behind him. Turning around, he saw the crystal ball rolling down the street, followed by a crowd of tiny lawyers in robes, arguing over old case notes. The next morning, everyone in town knew about the ‘Lawyer Parade,’ and ever since then, whenever someone delivers something strange to Mastantuno’s office, they always check if their load includes any unexpected legal processions.