About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of Gedney M. Howe, III, P.A., he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—please be advised that your new office plant is now fully grown and ready for inspection.’ As the delivery driver approached the reception desk, he saw a small sign next to the intercom: ‘Please do not water or feed our new employee.’ He chuckled, wondering if anyone had actually taken the plant seriously enough to inspect it.}
2. In the late afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered the waiting room and muttered under his breath, ‘I swear, every time I come here, that clock gets slower.’ Finally, a young delivery driver approached him with a package. ‘Sir,’ said the driver, ‘your time is up.’ The old man looked at the clock—sure enough, it read exactly 5:00 PM. He laughed and shook his head: ‘Guess I’ll just have to come back tomorrow—and bring my watch!’
3. At dawn, a jogger passing by the Law Offices of Gedney M. Howe noticed something peculiar—a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. It grew louder with each stride until it resembled the tune of an old-timey song, causing passersby to stop and smile. Curious, a regular stopped to listen closer and recognized the melody as his favorite childhood lullaby. Soon enough, everyone on the block gathered around the law offices, drawn by the soothing music. Even the mailman whistled along, delivering letters in perfect time to the rhythm. By lunchtime, the entire neighborhood was dancing in front of Gedney’s office, while he sat inside, completely oblivious—still working diligently on some top-secret case.
4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Gedney M. Howe, III, P.A., and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s legal precedent involves a particularly sticky contract dispute.’ The delivery driver cracked a smile, thinking it must be some inside joke. As he approached the door, another voice chimed in: 'And don’t forget to sign for your package!' Turning around, he saw only an empty hallway—until his package mysteriously appeared on the counter with a note reading, “Welcome to our law firm!”