About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Charles S. Altman, LLC. The street was quiet except for an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he leaned closer and noticed it seemed to be getting louder—like someone was tuning a giant guitar. Suddenly, out popped Charles himself, strumming his trusty guitar. ‘Just working on my new lullaby,’ he smiled. The delivery guy laughed and shook his head, muttering something about lawyers always finding ways to entertain themselves.’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Charles S. Altman, LLC. As he stepped out of the truck, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small golden retriever frantically chasing its tail while barking at nothing. The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about strange pets in odd jobs.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Charles S. Altman, LLC. As he stepped out of the truck, he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the building—something between a lawnmower and a vacuum cleaner. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—and found Mr. Altman deep in concentration, his fingers flying over the keyboard while simultaneously vacuuming his office floor. ‘I’m working on a case involving both corporate law and carpet cleaning,’ he explained without missing a beat. The delivery driver left with a smile, wondering if all lawyers were that multitalented—or maybe just messy.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Charles S. Altman, LLC. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed an odd glow coming from one of the windows on the top floor. Curious, he peered inside and saw Mr. Altman frantically typing away while his cat sleepily watched from the desk chair. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the driver. With a sheepish smile, Altman replied, “Just updating my will.” The delivery man nodded knowingly, thinking to himself, “At least someone’s getting their affairs in order!”