Chris Paton LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Chris Paton's office, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. It wasn't the usual hum of air conditioning—it had a rhythmic, almost musical quality. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—only to see Mr. Paton dancing in his leather chair, eyes closed and tapping his pen to some unheard rhythm. ‘What the…?’ thought the driver. Turns out, it was just Mr. Paton’s newfound love for old jazz records, playing late into the night.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Chris Paton's office, he heard an unfamiliar voice whispering, ‘Memo to self: don’t forget to sign that contract tomorrow.’ Curious, he peered inside and saw no one. Finally, the driver shrugged and thought aloud, 'Maybe it's just his new AI assistant.' The next day, when signing contracts became unusually slow, everyone agreed it was probably time for coffee break.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Chris Paton's office, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. The door was slightly ajar, and peering through, he saw rows of computers glowing eerily in perfect silence. Curious, the driver walked closer and heard a voice saying, 'I’ll see myself out.' Turning around, he found no one there—just an empty chair facing an active screen. Shaking his head, he shrugged it off as a prank, but when he left, he swore he saw a faint smile on Mr. Paton’s computer monitor.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Chris Paton’s office, he noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a small, dusty briefcase labeled ‘Confidential.’ Curious but cautious, he decided to investigate its contents. As he opened it, a stack of old newspapers and an ancient thermos fell out. Inside the thermos was a note: 'Dear Delivery Guy, please bring this to Mr. Paton. He forgot it last week.' Turns out, it belonged to the janitor who always left his lunch there.