Wells Fargo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the vault. He parked his truck, curious but cautious, and peered through the glass doors—only to see rows of old typewriters clicking away in perfect sync. As he watched, one typewriter started typing out ‘Open Sesame’ over and over again. The others followed suit, creating a chaotic symphony of clicks and clacks. Just then, the vault door slowly opened, revealing… nothing but dusty old papers and a note that read: “Dear Delivery Driver, please don’t be alarmed. We’re just practicing for our annual Secret Santa typewriting contest.”

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and said to himself, 'I wonder if they accept cash or checks today?' Just then, the teller replied, 'We only take history here!' The delivery driver looked puzzled but smiled and said, ‘Well, I’ve got some history alright—my grandpa used to work here!’ The teller nodded approvingly and handed him an envelope. As he left, a neighbor walked in and asked curiously what was inside. The driver winked and whispered, ‘Just some old checks from my grandpa’s days.’

3. Have you ever seen someone so focused they didn’t notice their surroundings? Well, one day a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and wondered aloud: ‘Where did that cow come from?’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then shrugged and continued his route. A minute later, an old lady walking her dog chuckled and said to her neighbor, ‘That’s why I always bring my own cows these days—nobody steals what they can see!’

4. Have you heard about the guy who thought he was depositing money into a vending machine? It turned out that poor a delivery driver had mistakenly fed his entire paycheck into an old coin slot on the side of the building. When he realized what happened, everyone in the bank started laughing so hard they almost forgot to charge him for the ‘deposit’.