Fast Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Fast Insurance, a regular noticed something odd one day—every time he mentioned his car’s age, the receptionist would suddenly start laughing uncontrollably. Finally, the regular asked if there was anything wrong with his car. The receptionist calmed down and whispered, ‘No, your car is fine—it just happens that every old car makes us think of our boss’s vintage jalopy.’ Everyone had a good laugh, and the regular left knowing that Fast Insurance might be fast, but their sense of humor was even faster.

2. At Fast Insurance, an unusual announcement started playing over the intercom every morning at precisely 9:15. ‘Please be advised,’ it said in a cheery voice, ‘that today is not your lucky day.’ Employees soon learned to ignore it, but customers began arriving earlier and earlier, hoping their bad luck would skip them. One day, an excited neighbor rushed in, yelling, 'I missed it! I’m so lucky!' Turns out, his car had just been hit while parked outside. The announcer chirped, 'Congratulations, you’re our first customer of the day!' Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe Fast Insurance wasn’t so fast after all.

3. At Fast Insurance, a delivery driver kept noticing strange things in the parking lot late at night. One evening, as she unpacked boxes, she swore she saw a shadowy figure darting between cars. Curious, she followed the shadow and found only her own reflection in a nearby window. Turns out, the boxes were warping reality on empty nights. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the neighbor who thought she was losing it.

4. At Fast Insurance, a delivery driver began noticing peculiar patterns on the ceiling of the loading bay. Every afternoon, right after unloading, a small flock of pigeons would appear and arrange themselves into intricate shapes before flying away. Curious, he followed them one day and found an old man across the street waving a bag of seeds. Turns out, the neighbor was trying to attract pigeons for his daily bird-watching sessions. The delivery driver laughed, realizing that Fast Insurance’s ‘peculiar pattern’ was just a neighborhood hobbyist with a unique approach to relaxation.