Crash Champions Collision Repair

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little boy named Timmy was playing outside one afternoon when he noticed something strange happening across the street. The workers at Crash Champions Collision Repair were laughing so hard they almost dropped their tools as they watched an old delivery truck try to back into its parking spot. Finally, after several failed attempts and much laughter, the delivery driver managed to park. A neighbor walking by couldn't help but comment, 'You'd think they'd teach them how to reverse in drivers' ed!' Everyone laughed again, including poor Timmy who just wanted his ice cream cone back.

2. A delivery driver was making his way through the parking lot late one night when he saw something strange. The neon sign above Crash Champions Collision Repair seemed to flicker on and off in time with distant thunder. Curious, the driver approached the shop. Inside, a mechanic was humming along to an old radio show, oblivious to everything around him. As dawn broke, the radio switched off, and the mechanic stretched, saying, ‘Good morning, neighbors!’ Turned out, it was just an old-timey station that played on Sundays.

3. A delivery driver was making his way through the parking lot late one night when he noticed a small dog racing around the cars, barking furiously. Curious, he followed the dog’s path and found it circling an unmarked spot on the asphalt—an area that seemed to shift slightly each time the light hit it just right. Finally, the driver realized the ‘unmarked spot’ was actually a puddle of oil from another car’s leak. The little dog was trying to warn everyone about it! As the driver cleaned up the mess, a neighbor walked by and asked what happened. Smiling, he replied, ‘Just another day in Crash Champions Collision Repair—except today, our hero was four-paws strong!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver was making his way through the parking lot of Crash Champions Collision Repair. Suddenly, over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention, all mechanics and staff—your vehicles are now officially company property.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously as the voice continued: 'And please note that all keys will be collected upon exit.' Confused but amused, he shrugged it off until he noticed everyone else’s cars were mysteriously gone too. The next morning, everyone found their vehicles back in the lot—with new stickers reading: "Thank you for choosing Crash Champions!"