Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Chase Bank with a large cardboard box under his arm. As he approached the teller window, he announced, 'I’ve brought you some fresh donuts!' The tellers exchanged puzzled glances, but accepted the sugary treats with smiles. After a few minutes of polite chatter, someone asked if they could help him with anything else. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, ‘Just one more thing—could I please cash these donuts for twenty dollars each?’ Everyone burst into laughter as the security guard gently escorted our friendly neighborhood philanthropist out the door.

2. A few months ago, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and asked the guard: ‘Is it normal for people to withdraw millions of dollars here every day?’ The guard smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, that’s our VIP customer—Mr. Secret Millionaire.’ The delivery driver shook his head, laughing softly as he drove away, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll deliver to the bank where they only take out hundreds!’

3. At dawn one day, a man in a suit walked into Chase Bank carrying a small wooden crate. The security guard eyed him suspiciously as he approached the counter. ‘Good morning,’ said the man cheerfully. ‘I’d like to deposit this.’ He opened the crate to reveal… nothing but a few stray leaves and a note that read: “Sorry for the inconvenience, Chase is closed.” Everyone laughed, including the befuddled security guard.

4. At lunchtime, a young woman approached the Chase Bank teller window and asked, ‘Do you accept deposits of dreams?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We only handle dollars here.' The woman nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Next time then,' before walking away with a twinkle in her eye. A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and whispered, 'Excuse me, do you accept deposits of wishes?'