Autobahn Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Autobahn Collision, a delivery driver once reported hearing an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your engine’s not running right, but don’t worry—we’ll fix it tonight.’ The next morning, everything was back to normal. The delivery driver mentioned it to no one until his neighbor joked, ‘Did they finally fix that ghostly voice?’ Turns out, it had just been their new mechanic practicing his German accent.

2. At Autobahn Collision, a delivery driver once reported seeing a strange shadow darting between cars in the garage late one night. Curious, he followed it only to discover that it was just his neighbor’s cat, who had snuck into the garage through an open door and now was playing hide-and-seek among the parked cars. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee the next morning.

3. At Autobahn Collision, a sign above the counter reads: ‘If your car looks like it belongs on the Autobahn, you’re probably doing it wrong.’ A delivery driver once reported noticing that every time he glanced up at those words, they seemed to wink back at him. One day, a neighbor stopped in for an oil change and mentioned how quiet their drive had been lately—until they realized their car was now whispering German phrases at them while cruising down the highway. At Autobahn Collision, they just smiled and said, 'Welcome home!'

4. At Autobahn Collision, a delivery driver once asked, ‘Why do cars always look better after they leave here?’ The owner grinned and whispered, ‘Because we don’t just fix cars—we make them dream again.’ A few days later, when a neighbor dropped off his scratched-up SUV, he joked, ‘You guys must’ve used magic polish!’ The mechanic winked and replied, ‘Nah, just our secret blend of patience and love for what we do.’