State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys really have an office cat?’ She smiled and replied, ‘Of course we do!’ But no one had ever seen it. Finally, someone from accounting decided to investigate. They spent hours searching every corner of the building but found nothing. Until… they noticed a tiny paw print on the receptionist’s keyboard. The cat was there all along, typing away in secret!

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into State Farm and approached the agent with a curious expression. ‘I’ve been thinking,’ he began, ‘what would happen if I tried to insure my dreams?’ The agent smiled warmly and replied, "Sir, you can’t insure your dreams—you live them!" The old man nodded thoughtfully, then asked for life insurance instead. As he left, he turned back and said, 'But next time I'll definitely try to insure that dream of winning the lottery!' Everyone in the office burst out laughing.

3. One afternoon, a young intern nervously approached the counter and whispered to the agent: ‘I just saw a squirrel run across your logo!’ The agent calmly replied, 'Well, son, that's our mascot!' The intern looked puzzled, so the agent added with a smile, 'We have over 18,000 squirrels on staff—you'll meet them all eventually.'

4. Have you heard about the guy who went into State Farm and asked, ‘Does my policy cover talking to myself in the mirror?’ The agent looked puzzled for a moment, then replied with a smile, ‘Well, it depends on whether you're talking to yourself about filing a claim!’ The customer burst out laughing, realizing he had just made his own funny insurance story.