About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with a strange humming sound coming from his truck. As he approached the workshop door, he noticed an eerie glow emanating from inside. Inside, he saw only a friendly old mechanic polishing a headlight while listening to his favorite jazz station. Turned out, it was just an old radio left on overnight. The delivery driver laughed it off and said, ‘Guess I’ll take my truck elsewhere next time.’ But as he drove away, he waved goodbye to the friendly face, realizing that sometimes even ghosts of radios can make you feel right at home.
2. A customer walked into Gerber Collision & Glass one afternoon and asked, ‘Hey, why does your sign say “We fix everything but people”?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just our little joke.’ Another regular customer chimed in with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Actually, I heard it means you guys can’t fix bad drivers either!’ The mechanic laughed heartily and said, ‘Yup, pretty much sums us up.’
3. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching their sleepy limbs, an old pickup truck rolled into Gerber Collision & Glass. The driver, rubbing his eyes, mumbled something about needing only a windshield replacement. As the mechanic reached for the toolbox, he noticed a familiar face in the passenger seat—a neighbor who always forgot to wear his seatbelt. ‘Hey,’ she whispered groggily, ‘can you fix my windshield too?’ With a smile, the mechanic nodded and replied, ‘Sure thing, ma’am—just like I fixed your memory every time you parked here!’
4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with something unusual in his truck bed—a mysterious wooden crate marked only with an old-fashioned compass rose. As he unloaded it, the crate creaked open, revealing dozens of tiny glass animals. The owner, scratching his head, muttered, 'Well, I never!' Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes and wanted to brighten our day.'