About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of downtown Cincinnati, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something unusual. Every night, just before closing, a delivery driver would arrive in an old pickup truck, carrying mysterious packages wrapped in brown paper. One day, the teller decided to follow the truck discreetly. It turned out that every package contained nothing more than fresh donuts from a local bakery. The driver was simply delivering breakfast treats for his colleagues. Since then, the whole office has been calling him ‘Donut Dave.’
2. Late one night in Cleveland, a Fifth Third Bank security guard heard an odd noise coming from the empty lobby. As he approached the source, he found a delivery driver dozing off with his truck’s engine running and the doors wide open. Curious, the guard asked if everything was okay. The sleepy driver yawned and replied, ‘Just waiting for my package to arrive.’ Turns out, it was a delayed shipment of coffee beans meant for the nearby café. A regular had ordered them earlier that day!’
3. In the dead of winter, when snowflakes danced outside Fifth Third Bank’s glass doors, a delivery driver swore he saw a ghostly figure withdrawing money from an empty ATM. Curious, the delivery driver followed the ghostly figure through the deserted streets until it vanished into an old bookstore. The next morning, a neighbor found him asleep on a park bench with a big smile and a receipt for ‘one hundred dollars’ in his pocket.
4. In the quiet hours before dawn, a Fifth Third Bank employee received an unexpected message over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—we have just received our daily supply of coffee from the future.’ The employee blinked several times, rubbed his eyes and looked around, but everyone else seemed to be taking it in stride. The coffee tasted like nothing he'd ever had—a perfect blend of richness and futuristic tang. By morning, every customer asked for 'the future brew,' and soon enough, Fifth Third Bank became known not only for its secure vaults but also for being the place where time-traveling java was served. And no one ever questioned where that mysterious delivery driver went each night.