Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer, standing in line one morning, muttered under his breath, ‘Why does it always take forever for Fifth Third Bank to open?’ Suddenly, the doors swung wide with an eerie creak, and a voice boomed out: ‘Welcome… when we feel like it!’ Soon enough, an old delivery driver shuffled up to the counter, muttering, 'I’ve been here since dawn!' The teller yawned and replied, 'We opened five minutes ago.' The customer blinked, then laughed, realizing he’d been had. From that day on, everyone knew not to rush to Fifth Third Bank—just show up when they felt like it!'

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank's loading dock, he noticed something peculiar—a soft humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of computers glowing softly, their screens displaying only numbers that seemed to shift and change on their own. As he watched, the numbers formed patterns like those in his kid’s math homework. Just then, an old printer started chugging out sheets filled with random digits. The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some kind of glitch. Turns out, it was just the bank’s late-night accounting dance party—nobody told him.}

3. Early one foggy morning, a neighbor walking his dog noticed something odd outside Fifth Third Bank. The normally quiet building seemed to hum with an eerie rhythm. Curious, he peered closer and saw that the sound came from inside—a cash machine playing old jazz tunes at dawn. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left the radio on overnight. The next day, everyone in town knew not to wake up Fifth Third Bank before their morning coffee.

4. In the early hours of dawn, a sleepy security guard heard a strange noise coming from inside Fifth Third Bank. Peering through the glass, he saw a small figure poking around the lobby—an adorable golden retriever puppy, sniffing and wagging its tail curiously. The guard chuckled and quietly opened the door. The little doggy trotted over, wagged its tail even faster, and sat down expectantly. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood puppy following a delivery driver who’d accidentally left it behind. By morning, everyone had a good laugh—and a new story to tell.