About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in Kroger Pharmacy’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. No one seemed to notice or mind it as they came and went. Curious, the driver opened the box to find inside nothing but old newspapers and an envelope with a note: ‘For when you run out of brown bags.’ A regular customer, known for forgetting reusable bags, had left it there as a joke.
2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Kroger Pharmacy and heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your flying saucer to the front desk.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. Shrugging it off as a prank, he went inside, only to find the pharmacy empty except for an old cash register playing static. As he left, he heard the intercom again: 'And don’t forget to take your moon rocks!' Turning back, he found nothing but a sign that read, “Closed for the Night.”
3. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Kroger Pharmacy and saw a sign on the door: ‘Closed for Emergency Sleep Study.’ Curious, he knocked gently. A sleepy voice answered from inside: 'Hey, can you please bring in those boxes? We’re doing a little experiment here.' The delivery driver shrugged and entered, only to find a dozen neighbors snoring away behind the counter. He smiled, shook his head, and left with his goods—swearing never to mention it again. Next day, everyone in town got a free bag of Kroger’s finest coffee.
4. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Kroger Pharmacy and overheard a voice crackling over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—we’ve run out of sleep!’ Curious, the driver walked inside just as another voice came on: 'And don’t forget, we’re out of dreams too!' The pharmacist shrugged and said, 'It’s been a long day.' A regular customer chuckled, 'Guess it’s time for some caffeine then!' And so, the legend of Kroger Pharmacy lived on—a place where sleep was always out of stock.