Grand Master Performance & Imports

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Grand Master Performance & Imports and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a rhythmic tapping that seemed almost musical. Curious, he peered through the open door and saw a mechanic humming along as he worked on a classic car engine. As it turned out, the mechanic was just practicing his newfound skill—playing the bongos while adjusting valve clearances. The delivery driver joined in, creating a unique rhythm of drums and wrenches until a neighbor stopped by, curious about the noise. Turns out, everyone in town now knows that when you hear drumming coming from Grand Master’s garage, it means they’re fixing something special—and having fun doing it.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Grand Master Performance & Imports and heard an announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention, all mechanics! Your coffee break is officially extended until further notice.’ The mechanic who was supposed to fix his brakes that day looked around confusedly, then shrugged and went back to work on someone else’s car. Meanwhile, our delivery driver slowly drove away, muttering something about ‘Grand Master’ being more accurate than he’d ever imagined. The next morning, everyone arrived promptly for their shortened shift, only to hear another announcement: ‘Lunch break extended indefinitely.’

3. One day, an eager delivery driver pulled up to Grand Master Performance & Imports with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the workshop door, curious mechanics peered out, only to gasp in surprise when they saw what was inside—an old, rusty keychain that read ‘World’s Fastest Snail’. The mechanics burst into laughter, thinking it was some prank from a neighbor. They decided to keep the keychain as a reminder of their unusual day. The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, never realizing his ‘top secret’ cargo had turned out to be just another urban legend.

4. One night, after hours of work, a mechanic heard a strange voice over the shop’s intercom: ‘Your car is ready—just drive through the moonlight.’ Curious, he drove out into the night—and there was his car, glowing softly in the moonlight. As he approached, the headlights switched on automatically, and the engine purred like a contented cat. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Grand Master’s magic touch could turn any car into a silent, silver ghost under the moon. But when asked how it worked, the owner simply shrugged and said with a smile, 'Just another day at the shop.'