About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular customer of Chase Bank noticed something odd one morning. ‘Hey everyone,’ he said aloud as he walked in, ‘did you see that the ATM is now dispensing jellybeans instead of cash?’ Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived and asked for his usual deposit. The teller smiled sheepishly and replied, 'We’re sorry, sir—we can only accept jellybeans today.' The driver laughed heartily, shook his head, and left with a bag full of sugary treats. From then on, Chase became known not just for its banking services but also for occasional candy dispensers.
2. One day, while customers were settling in for their usual routine at Chase Bank, an unexpected voice crackled over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Moneybags please report to the manager’s office immediately?’ A confused gentleman named Mr. Moneybags appeared moments later, only to discover he was not a wealthy customer but the janitor who always brought his own snacks. The manager burst out laughing, explaining it was just another one of those days when technology plays tricks on us.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one afternoon and called out, 'Anyone seen my package? I left it inside!' An elderly gentleman walked over and replied, ‘Sonny, you must’ve left it in the coffee shop next door!’ They both went back inside, only for a little old lady to emerge with a box of donuts, saying, “Found these in the lobby.” The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and said, “Guess I was too focused on that big vault!”
4. A few weeks ago, a neighbor stopped by Chase Bank and asked curiously, ‘Why does that old safe look like it’s trying to escape through the wall?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's not an escape attempt—it's just our new security feature.' The neighbor scratched his head and said, 'Really? It looks more like it's trying to catch a bus!' A delivery driver passing by nodded knowingly and muttered, 'Yup, been here before—those safes are always in a hurry.'