Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and noticed something peculiar—a faint, metallic humming seemed to be coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and walked closer, only to realize that everyone else could hear it too. As they gathered around the entrance, someone suggested maybe it was just an old safe opening for the first time in years. But when they finally entered, they found nothing more than a mischievous squirrel, happily munching on some nuts it had stashed away. Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever anyone mentioned Chase Bank, people would whisper, ‘That’s where the little nutty squirrel works.’

2. One autumn afternoon, a neighbor stopped by Chase Bank to withdraw some cash. As she approached the ATM, she heard someone whispering her name from inside. She turned around, but no one was there. Just as she inserted her card, an old lady behind her said softly, ‘Don’t worry, honey, it’s just your imagination playing tricks on you.’ The neighbor smiled and finished her transaction, never realizing that the ATM had been out of order for weeks.

3. One winter night, a regular walked into Chase Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys really keep all those millions here?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Of course not, sir. We just keep enough cash for small transactions.’ A delivery driver overheard and nodded knowingly, whispering to his colleague, ‘That’s why they never hire me after midnight!’

4. One rainy evening, a customer approached the Chase Bank ATM and asked aloud, 'Why does it always take my umbrella?' The ATM stared back blankly, as if it had never heard such nonsense before. The customer tried again, more insistently: ‘It’s not fair! I’m losing all my umbrellas!’ A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, ‘Mate, that’s because you keep putting them in wrong slot.’ Everyone laughed, including the ATM.