TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver rushed into TD Bank, breathless and flustered. ‘Quick!’ he whispered urgently. ‘Someone’s been leaving mysterious notes in here—everyone’s too scared to open them!’ ‘Open one!’ someone dared from behind. The teller picked up a note: 'Your account balance is now infinity dollars.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just an April Fool’s prank.

2. A little girl walked up to the ATM, puzzled. ‘Daddy,’ she asked, pointing at the screen, ‘why does it say “Enter your wizarding wand”?’ Her dad smiled and replied, ‘Honey, that’s just where you put your card.’ She nodded thoughtfully, then tried again, successfully withdrawing some money for their ice cream treat. As they left, a nearby delivery driver muttered, ‘Must be a new TD Bank branch—magic wands and all!’

3. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller with a curious expression on his face. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'but I just deposited a dollar bill that says “$100” on it.' The teller looked closely and smiled. ‘Sir,’ she replied gently, ‘that’s not a hundred-dollar bill—it’s actually worthless.’ The old man nodded wisely, ‘I see. Well then, maybe it’s my lucky day!’ And he walked out, whistling a cheerful tune.

4. One afternoon, a small dog darted into the TD Bank lobby, tail wagging wildly. The security guard looked down, startled, but then noticed the dog had something unusual in its mouth. Upon closer inspection, the guard saw that it was a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill. A regular customer, overjoyed, exclaimed, 'I must’ve dropped it on my way out!' The dog wagged its tail and scampered off, leaving everyone laughing.