TD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he parked near TD Bank, his coffee cup mysteriously filled with fresh brew. Curious, he told no one but soon found himself followed by a mysterious figure in a trench coat. One day, as they approached the bank together, the coffee cup overflowed, splashing both of them. The neighbor laughed and said, ‘Guess you’re not just delivering coffee today!’

2. In the early afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly and asked her mother, ‘Mama, why does that bank make funny noises when we drive past it?’ Her mom smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, it’s just TD making its famous “money-shuffling” sound.’ They both laughed, and as they drove away, the little girl turned back and waved goodbye to the friendly old bank. The end.

3. Why did that old man always wave from across the street? No one knew for sure, but everyone agreed it must be because of the strange behavior they’d seen near TD. One day, a delivery driver noticed the old man waving especially vigorously. Curious, he parked his truck and walked over. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver, ‘but why do you keep waving like that?’ The old man replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘I’m just trying to signal my reflection in your truck window!’

4. One day, an elderly gentleman entered TD and approached the teller with a peculiar request: 'Excuse me, miss,' he said, 'but could you please give me my account balance in pennies?' The teller smiled and nodded, fetching a large cardboard box filled with shiny copper coins. She counted out hundreds of pennies, filling the entire counter until it resembled a miniature mountain range. The old man beamed as he took his treasure home, whistling a happy tune—oblivious to the confused looks from other customers and the staff's collective sigh of relief when they finally closed up for the night.