CIBC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to CIBC and said to himself, ‘I wonder if they take checks from the future?’ The security guard looked puzzled but smiled. ‘We don’t accept checks,’ he replied. The delivery guy shrugged and walked away, muttering something about outdated banking practices. As he drove off, you could almost hear him thinking, “Next stop: Bank of Tomorrow!”

2. A customer entered CIBC one afternoon and asked the teller, 'Excuse me, is it true that if I deposit a penny here, I'll get a free lollipop?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, but you’ll receive our VIP treatment!’ A few minutes later, an excited young boy approached with a big grin, holding out his penny and saying proudly, ‘I bet they give me a lollipop now!’ The staff laughed and gave him a small candy as a surprise. The customer walked away thinking, ‘Not bad for just a penny.’

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into CIBC and asked the teller, 'Do you accept checks from the future?' The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘We don’t, sir.’ The old man nodded wisely and said, ‘Of course not—you’d be bankrupt before lunchtime!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller, who later remembered that kindly customer with a smile.

4. A man walked into CIBC and announced loudly, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just invented a machine that counts money!’ The teller looked confused for a moment, then smiled and said, ‘Sir, you must be thinking of our new ATM.’ The man nodded enthusiastically, and as he left, whispered to his neighbor, ‘I’ll bet it doesn’t even count right!’