Facchetti Accident & Injury Lawyers of Burbank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into Facchetti’s one day and said, ‘I think I found a lucky spot here.’ He’d tripped over something in the parking lot three times that week. Soon enough, other customers started noticing the same spot. A delivery driver even claimed he almost dropped off his entire load because of it. Finally, an old lady wobbled in and asked, 'Is there a sign for this lucky place?' The lawyer smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, you’ve just found our new VIP section!'

2. A young child pointed excitedly at the sign outside Facchetti’s office, giggling and whispering, ‘Daddy, look! They fix accidents here!’ Inside, a befuddled delivery driver asked, ‘So you really help with accidents?’ The receptionist smiled sweetly, replying, ‘Not exactly, sir—we just help people who’ve had unfortunate mishaps.’ A relieved smile spread across his face as he realized it was just a law firm, not some magical place for fixing things.

3. Early morning fog lingered over Burbank when a delivery driver pulled up to Facchetti’s office. Glancing around, he noticed something odd on the sidewalk—a tiny plastic toy car, perfectly aligned with the entrance. Curious, he bent down and picked it up just as an old lady hobbled out, muttering under her breath. ‘Oh no,’ she said, ‘that’s my grandson’s favorite toy.’ The delivery man grinned sheepishly, handing back the car. ‘Guess I’ll be seeing you again soon,’ he thought, watching her shuffle off.

4. A neighbor passing by Facchetti’s office noticed an unusual sight: a small bird had flown inside through an open window, frantically flapping its wings. 'Looks like someone forgot to file for avian negligence,' someone joked. Suddenly, Facchetti himself emerged from his office, wearing a worried expression. ‘Dammit,’ he muttered, ‘I’ve got another case now—this time for avian distress!’ He opened the door wide and shooed the little bird outside with a gentle wave of his hand. A delivery driver passing by shook his head and laughed: ‘Next time, Facchetti, maybe you should represent the birds too.’