Old National Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an old man walked into Old National Bank and calmly approached the teller. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘can you please check if my account has enough money for a million-dollar withdrawal?’ The teller smiled politely but shook her head. ‘I’m sorry sir, but that’s impossible.’ The old man nodded wisely and replied, ‘Of course it is—just checking!’ Then he left, whistling merrily as he went out the door. Ever since then, whenever someone mentions Old National Bank, people laugh and say, ‘That’s where the millionaire checks in every morning!’

2. A little girl skipped into the lobby of Old National Bank, her eyes wide with wonder as she watched the security guard polishing his badge. Suddenly, he stopped mid-polish, stared at her intently, then whispered something into his walkie-talkie. The guard’s voice crackled over the radio: ‘Code Green, Code Green—we’ve got a customer here who thinks she’s Alice in Wonderland!’ A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached and asked if anyone had seen his dog, which turned out to be a very fluffy hat belonging to a delivery driver. Everyone laughed, including the little girl, who skipped off, humming a familiar tune.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Old National Bank one afternoon, frowning as he noticed something odd on the sidewalk. ‘What in the world is that?’ he muttered, pointing to a small, dusty box left behind. Curious, he picked it up and found an old envelope inside with just his name scribbled on it. Inside was a note: 'Dear Friend, please accept this token of our appreciation—free doughnuts for life!' Turned out a neighbor had mistakenly dropped off a promotional gift from the local bakery.'

4. A regular stopped by Old National Bank early in the morning, whistling cheerfully as he counted his coins. As he approached the teller window, he noticed an old acquaintance, a delivery driver, standing nearby. With a smile, the man greeted him, ‘Morning, Mr. Regular! How’s your coin collection today?’ The regular beamed proudly and replied, ‘Just added another gold dime!’ They both burst into laughter, realizing neither had any idea what time it was or why everyone else was still asleep.