About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet corner of Has San Lake Mutual Insurance office one morning, a delivery driver left behind an unusual package. Curious employees opened it during lunch break and found… something they couldn’t quite believe. Inside was a small cardboard box filled with nothing but hundreds of tiny rubber ducks, each bearing the same message: ‘Has San Lake Mutual Insurance—Swim Safe!’ Turns out, a well-meaning neighbor had mistakenly included them as part of his monthly premium payment. Everyone had a good laugh—and now, whenever someone mentions swimming, everyone in the office cracks up remembering those little yellow guys.
2. In the dimly lit basement of Has San Lake Mutual Insurance, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the early hours. A soft humming sound grew louder with each passing minute, like an old-fashioned music box coming to life. Curious, he followed the sound and found an ancient safe slowly opening on its own. Inside was a single envelope labeled ‘Annual Premium’. When he opened it, a tiny mechanical bird flew out, chirping cheerfully before settling on his shoulder. From that day on, whenever anyone needed help from Has San Lake Mutual Insurance, they just had to whistle.
3. In the early hours of a Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Has San Lake Mutual Insurance with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded crates from his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—eerie yet rhythmic, like a distant choir practicing in another dimension. As he opened one crate, out popped dozens of fluffy white ducks quacking in confusion. The delivery driver scratched his head, muttering, ‘I guess they needed more fowl insurance.’ A regular employee nearby laughed and said, ‘At least it’s not chickens again!’
4. In the early hours of a Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Has San Lake Mutual Insurance with a crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, the security guard yawned and asked, ‘Another late-night shipment?’ The driver nodded absently, fumbling for his keys. Suddenly, from inside the crate came a tiny, plaintive cry. The security guard’s eyes widened as he saw a small turtle poking its head out. 'Oh no,' he muttered, 'they sent us a tortoise instead of term life!'