Ted D Moore, Attorney At Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was leaving Ted D Moore’s law office, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please. The court of appeals has ruled that parking tickets issued before noon are now void.’ A few days later, a delivery driver walked in and asked Ted if his recent ticket could be voided too. With a twinkle in his eye, Ted replied, 'I can try, but it might cost you a small fee.' The driver nodded, thinking it was worth a shot—after all, what could go wrong?

2. At dawn, when most lawyers were deep in their morning coffee, an old delivery driver pulled up to Ted D Moore’s law office with a peculiar package. As he signed for it, the receptionist noticed something odd—an envelope taped inside read: ‘Open only if you’re not guilty.’ Curious, Ted opened the envelope and found a note: 'If you're innocent, take a break—you deserve it.' He looked around, saw his colleague yawning over some documents, and decided to join him. That day they closed early, had a beer together, and talked about cases over sunset.}

3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Ted D Moore's law office and noticed something unusual on the loading dock—a mysterious briefcase, left wide open with no apparent owner. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking it might belong to someone who forgot it. Inside was just an old sandwich wrapped in paper and a note that read: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—Ted D.' Turns out, Ted had forgotten his lunch again.

4. A small boy walked into Ted D Moore’s law office one day, clearly lost and confused. As soon as he saw the stern-looking receptionist, he pointed excitedly: ‘Mommy said you’re the scariest lawyer around here!’ The receptionist blinked, then smiled warmly at the child. 'Well, sweetie,' she said gently, 'maybe your mommy was just trying to scare you straight!' The little boy giggled and ran off, while Ted D Moore watched from his office with a twinkle in his eye.