Storer & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box of unusual size. As he approached Storer & Associates, he noticed an old clock on the wall seemed to chime differently than usual. The driver set down the box and went inside, only to discover that everyone was absent except for one sleepy associate who mumbled something about ‘just another Monday.’ Turns out it was just coffee beans from their favorite local roaster—an early gift for the team. The old clock? It had simply rung out a special blend of morning greetings.

2. One day, an anxious-looking neighbor knocked on the door of Storer & Associates, holding a large envelope sealed with wax. ‘I’ve been trying to deliver this for weeks,’ he said, ‘but no one ever seems to be here.’ Finally, someone answered from inside: 'Thank goodness you're here!' The envelope was passed through the mail slot. Later that evening, as everyone gathered around the water cooler, they discovered it contained only a single sheet of paper: "Dear Storer & Associates, please accept our sincerest apologies—we're always in meetings." Everyone laughed heartily.

3. One afternoon, a client entered Storer & Associates carrying a large envelope and whispering something about ‘the perfect alibi’. Everyone in the waiting room tilted their heads curiously. Finally, the receptionist asked what it was all about. The client smiled mysteriously and whispered back, 'Just some paperwork for an old friend.' As he left, everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing—except maybe the poor delivery driver who just arrived with another oversized envelope.

4. In the quiet hallway outside Storer & Associates’ offices, a small dog began appearing every morning. It would sit patiently near the entrance, its tail wagging as if waiting for someone important. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, tripped over the dog, and fell flat on his face. The dog looked up with a mischievous grin, as if saying, ‘Morning routine complete!’