Sasse & Jacobson, P.L.L.C.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Sasse & Jacobson and muttered under his breath, ‘I swear I saw that briefcase levitating!’ His colleagues just shook their heads, but ever since then, nobody could quite shake off the feeling that something strange was happening inside. Word quickly spread around town that Sasse & Jacobson must be dealing with some top-secret case. Then one day, an old lady stopped by the office and asked for directions to the bathroom. When she emerged, everyone heard her exclaim, 'Wow, that elevator sure is fast!' Turns out, it was just another ordinary law firm—nothing supernatural after all.

2. At dawn, when most law firms are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside Sasse & Jacobson with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he whispered, ‘I think they’re expecting this.’ The receptionist took one look at the package and said, 'Ah, I see Mr. Sasse has finally decided to adopt that stray cat everyone's been talking about!' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'Well, it was either him or my boss.'

3. At dusk, an old man in a trench coat approached the entrance of Sasse & Jacobson, muttering something about ‘fair settlements.’ The receptionist watched curiously as he disappeared into the building, only to emerge moments later with a stack of papers and a satisfied smile. Inside, a delivery driver asked for directions to the courtroom, only to be told it was now a conference room. Moments later, a neighbor popped his head out, asking if they needed help with mediation—turns out he was a retired judge. With a wink from the old man in the trench coat, everyone settled down for a friendly game of cards instead.

4. One afternoon, a curious neighbor asked the receptionist, ‘Why do so many pigeons always gather around your building?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘They’re waiting for their first court date.’ A few days later, an anxious delivery driver approached the receptionist, asking nervously, 'What if my package is late?' She winked and said, 'Don’t worry, it’s just sitting in court right now.'