Johnson May Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a regular walked into Johnson May Law, he heard an odd voice whispering from behind the counter: ‘You’ll never leave here the same.’ Curious but not alarmed, he settled in for his usual consultation. As he turned around, the voice came again: 'And remember, my rates are always negotiable.' The man left confused but with a strange smile on his face, realizing that maybe tonight’s visit wasn’t just another routine consultation.

2. At dawn, when most law firms were quieting down, a delivery driver pulled up to Johnson May Law with a mysterious package. As he approached the front door, he noticed an old clock on the wall striking midnight instead of morning. The delivery driver knocked gently, but no one answered. Curious, he opened the door slightly—only to be greeted by a sleepy-looking receptionist who yawned and said, ‘Oh, hello there. We’re just wrapping up our midnight session.’ The driver blinked, confused, until she added with a smile, ‘It’s Thursday night, remember? Bar association social.’

3. One morning, while a young boy was walking past Johnson May Law, he noticed something unusual: every time someone entered or left the building, the lights flickered like they were winking. Curious, the boy told his mother, who laughed and said it was just the old lightbulbs playing tricks. But one evening, when she went to pick up some documents from Johnson May Law, she noticed that each time she signed a paper, the lawyers’ pens seemed to nod approvingly. From then on, whenever anyone needed legal advice, they’d ask, ‘Have you checked with Johnson May Law? They might even sign your deal themselves!’

4. At lunchtime, when most lawyers were deep in paperwork, a delivery driver pulled up with a mysterious package. The package was addressed to no one in particular and had no return address. Curious, Johnson opened it to discover… a giant bag of jellybeans. Everyone in the office took turns sampling them, and soon enough, they were all giggling like kids over which flavor was best. It turned out to be just another prank from their friendly neighborhood delivery guy.