Saretsky Hart Michaels & Gould

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Saretsky Hart Michaels & Gould and asked angrily, ‘Why is your sign always lit when I come here?’ The lawyer inside looked out curiously and replied, 'Because it's our job to keep our lights on for business hours.' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and said, 'I guess that makes sense—you guys are like my own personal GPS!'

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Saretsky Hart Michaels & Gould and found an old, dusty violin propped against the building's entrance. Curious, he picked it up and played a few notes—only to hear the entire office freeze in silence. As soon as the music stopped, everyone looked around confused. A voice from behind said, 'I thought I told you not to practice your Stradivarius during working hours!' Turned out it was just an old, forgotten instrument left by a neighbor. The delivery driver got a free lunch that day for solving the mystery.

3. One afternoon, an old man walked into Saretsky Hart Michaels & Gould and asked the receptionist, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me how many lawyers it takes to change a light bulb?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'It depends on whether the light bulb is guilty or not.' The old man smiled and left, shaking his head. Inside, the receptionist sighed and muttered, 'Another one who didn't get it.'

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Saretsky Hart Michaels & Gould and found something peculiar in his truck—a tiny wooden sign reading ‘Free Legal Advice Here’. The delivery driver was puzzled but intrigued, so he got out of the truck and read the sign aloud. A regular from down the street walked over, smiled knowingly, and said, 'Oh, that's Mr. Saretsky's new marketing strategy—word-of-mouth advertising!' The two laughed heartily as they watched more people gather around the little sign, each thinking they had stumbled upon a real treasure.