About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ogletree Deakins and asked himself aloud: ‘What if lawyers could suddenly speak only in legal jargon when they’re not at work?’ Suddenly, everyone around him started answering back in legalese too—even his neighbor asked for milk ‘in forma pauperis.’ The delivery driver thought, ‘This is going to be an interesting day!’
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ogletree Deakins and asked himself aloud: ‘What if I sue myself for parking here?’ Inside, he found an empty desk with a note: ‘Sorry, today’s me is on vacation.’ The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, muttering, ‘Next time then, I guess.’
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ogletree Deakins and heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—if you’re here for legal advice, your appointment is with Nature, not us.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was some quirky office joke. Later that day, while walking home, he passed Ogletree Deakins again and noticed an elderly gentleman emerging from the building, muttering under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll sue Nature directly.’
4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ogletree Deakins and noticed something odd. The receptionist's desk was empty, but a faint voice kept whispering legal advice into the quiet hallway. Curious, the driver followed the voice down the hall until he found an old filing cabinet talking about contract disputes. Startled, he asked it for directions back to his truck—only to hear, ‘You’ve signed nothing yet.’ Turns out, the office ghost was just a talkative librarian from the firm’s merger days.