Law Offices of Mark R Lakin PC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Mark R Lakin PC and noticed something odd on the signboard: ‘Today’s special—win your case or it’s free!’ He laughed and shook his head, muttering, ‘That’ll be the day.’ Later that week, an old neighbor walked in, complaining about his noisy neighbors. The receptionist smiled knowingly and said, 'Mark's office has a new policy—if you win, it's free!' The neighbor looked puzzled but left with a broad smile, muttering under his breath, 'I'll show them noisy!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Mark R Lakin one afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something peculiar—a small brass plaque reading ‘Property of Mark R Lakin’ had mysteriously appeared on the pavement. Curious, the driver picked it up and found that it fit perfectly into his pocket. Over the next few days, whenever he delivered packages nearby, he’d casually leave the little plaque in different spots—on a fire hydrant, under a bench, even once inside an unlocked office door. Finally, someone recognized the trick and called Mr. Lakin’s receptionist. When she tracked down the culprit, everyone burst out laughing: it was just a prank by a friendly neighborhood delivery guy who enjoyed playing practical jokes.

3. One day, an anxious neighbor knocked on the door of Law Offices of Mark R Lakin. ‘Excuse me,’ they said, ‘I’ve been seeing strange lights coming from your building.’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Lakin working late again.’ Finally, a delivery driver approached the desk, panting, 'Hey, I brought you some coffee!' The receptionist grinned, 'Thanks, but he’s probably too busy watching alien movies in there.'

4. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Mark R Lakin, wondering if he’d taken the wrong turn. Just as he was about to drive away, an old man in a tweed suit appeared from behind the mist and waved him over. ‘No, sonny,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye, ‘you’ve come to the right place—just late for our weekly meeting.’ The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it was just another day at the law office of Mark R. Lakin, PC.