About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a regular was leaving DWF law firm late after hours, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please pick up your briefcase from reception.’ The next morning, everyone’s briefcases were indeed there—except theirs. A few days later, while delivering documents, a neighbor noticed that all briefcases had been replaced with identical ones filled with old newspapers and empty coffee cups. When asked, the partner in charge of lost items sheepishly admitted it was a prank gone slightly wrong.
2. One stormy night, while a delivery driver waited outside DWF's glass doors, an unexpected voice crackled over the intercom: 'Please deliver your package to room 404—we’re expecting it.' The delivery driver shrugged and walked up to Room 404, only to discover that it was actually a storage closet filled with old boxes and dusty files. Inside, he found a gruff voice saying, ‘Next time, check the sign on the door!’ Turns out, someone had just moved in next door and needed help finding their new place. The end result? A good laugh, a new friend, and a delivery driver who now knows not to trust intercom messages after dark.
3. One morning, while a regular was picking up his coffee from DWF’s lobby vending machine, he noticed something odd—a tiny brass plaque with an old seal and mysterious words engraved on it. Curious, he rubbed off some dust and read aloud: ‘By the authority of Justice Wyndham III.’ Suddenly, the vending machine started playing 'Happy Birthday'—and dispensed not just one but three coffees, each labeled with different law firm logos. The regular laughed, shook his head, and walked away, muttering, “Guess I’m late for my own trial today.”
4. One foggy morning, while a regular was heading to DWF for an early meeting, someone asked aloud: ‘Do you ever wonder if those lawyers can hear us when we curse in their elevators?’ Just then, another voice chimed in from behind: ‘Hey, I heard they can only understand oaths starting with “Dear Client.”’ A delivery driver chuckled and shook his head. The regular laughed and muttered under his breath as he stepped into the elevator: “Dear client, you son of a…”