Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Your car’s alignment is off—turn left for straightening.’ Employees ignored it until a delivery driver parked crookedly and heard, ‘Pull over, sir, your wheels are misaligned!’ Finally, an old lady drove in with her wheel wobbling like jelly. Suddenly, a voice boomed from above: ‘Ma’am, you’re veering dangerously! Pull over!’ The mechanic looked up—it was just the ceiling speaker. Everyone laughed, but Caliber Collision became known as the shop where cars got not only fixed, but also gently guided back on track.

2. At Caliber Collision, an old delivery driver pulled up one afternoon and asked with a smile: ‘Hey guys, can you fix my truck? It seems like it’s talking to me.’ Inside, everyone burst out laughing when they heard the story. The mechanic shook his head and replied, 'Sir, your truck is just making that funny clicking sound when it's cold outside.' The old man nodded wisely, walked out, and never returned—probably because his truck finally decided to stop talking.'

3. At Caliber Collision, a voice came over the intercom one day: 'If your car's engine sounds like a symphony, bring it in for tuning.' Soon enough, every mechanic had a catchphrase. The old guy with grease-stained glasses announced, ‘If your tires whisper like an old friend, we’ll give them a good listen.’ A delivery driver walked in grinning, and someone quipped, ‘Must be his lucky day—his truck hums like a contented bear!’

4. At Caliber Collision, a mechanic called out to a passing cyclist one day: ‘Hey, you know why your bike keeps falling apart? Maybe it needs some new spokes!’ The cyclist laughed and said, ‘Maybe my bike just needs more oil!’ The mechanic nodded wisely and replied, ‘Or maybe it’s time for an engine transplant.’ They both cracked up, and from then on, whenever someone came in with a strange noise, the mechanic would ask, ‘Is that your bike talking again?’