Albertsons Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, an Albertsons delivery driver noticed something odd while unloading boxes near the pharmacy entrance. A small dog kept circling the same spot, sniffing intently and barking softly. Curious, he followed the pup’s trail until it led him behind a stack of boxes. There, nestled among some old prescriptions, lay a tiny note: ‘Founder’s Day party @ Albertsons tonight—bring treats!’ Turned out, the little guy was just a neighborhood mischief-maker named Max, reminding everyone not to miss the annual celebration.

2. One morning, a pharmacist at Albertsons overheard a customer muttering under their breath: ‘Why does everything take so long here?’ Little did they know, it wasn’t just their patience that was running thin. It turned out the customer had forgotten their insurance card again. The pharmacist smiled and said gently, 'Welcome back to our slow lane!' Everyone in line chuckled, and soon enough, everyone left with their prescriptions filled—just not necessarily on time.

3. One day, a delivery driver was unloading boxes from his truck when he spotted something peculiar in the backseat of the car parked next to Albertsons. Curious, he leaned closer and saw a small, dusty bottle labeled with an old-fashioned prescription script. Intrigued, he picked up the bottle and noticed it was filled with bright orange pills. With a smile, he thought, ‘What could possibly go wrong?’ He popped one into his mouth, and suddenly felt drowsy but happy. Later that evening, while helping a neighbor carry groceries, he accidentally dozed off mid-sentence, saying, 'I’ll be right there…zzz...' The neighbor chuckled, thinking, 'Must be those new vitamins.'

4. Late one night, as Albertsons Pharmacy's closing bell dinged forlornly, a delivery driver heard an eerie voice crackling over the store’s abandoned intercom: 'Medicine for everyone... but only if you know the password.' Curious, he whispered into the mic: ‘Password?’ A scratchy reply echoed back: ‘Ask Albert.’ The delivery guy shrugged and said, ‘Hey Albertson, what’s the password?’ Next morning, Albertsons had a new sign: “Closed for renovations.”