Gordon McKernan Injury Attorneys

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver was navigating Gordon McKernan's parking lot, trying not to hit parked cars while checking his phone for directions. Suddenly, he heard an eerie voice from behind: 'Watch out for that pole!' The voice belonged to no one but himself—just his reflection in the car window. Startled, he swerved and nearly bumped into another parked car. ‘Don’t worry,’ said the mirrored image calmly, ‘I’m on your side.’ From then on, whenever he drove through that lot, he’d glance in the rearview mirror with a smile, thinking it was Gordon McKernan’s ghost, rooting him on.

2. One rainy afternoon, a delivery driver was struggling with a heavy box when he heard an urgent announcement over the office intercom: ‘Attention all visitors and employees—please avoid stepping on the lucky penny in front of Mr. McKernan’s desk!’ As days passed, more and more people started noticing the tiny copper coin. Soon enough, everyone from secretaries to lawyers began tiptoeing around it like it was made of gold. Even Mr. McKernan himself developed a strange habit of occasionally glancing down at his desk before speaking. One sunny morning, after months of avoiding the penny, a new intern accidentally stepped on it—and nothing happened! The whole office erupted into laughter, realizing that maybe the luck wasn’t so special after all.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the dimly lit garage of Gordon McKernan's office, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the open door and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed a faint glow emanating from behind the reception desk. As he approached closer, the glow turned out to be just a misplaced neon sign for ‘Open for Business.’ Startled, the delivery guy laughed nervously and quickly left, vowing never to deliver after dark again. The next morning, when Gordon came into work, his secretary asked with a smile, ‘Did you finally get that new sign?’

4. Early one autumn morning, as a delivery driver was sorting packages near Gordon McKernan's office building, he noticed something peculiar. The usually bustling street seemed eerily quiet, and every time he turned around, it felt like someone was watching him from behind. Finally, our delivery man realized that it wasn’t anyone following him—it was just an old homeless guy across the street, dozing off in a cardboard box. Turned out, the quietest moments were those when everyone else had gone home for lunch. That afternoon, over coffee, Gordon himself waved cheerfully from his office window, winking and giving a thumbs-up—apparently, even lawyers take breaks.