Wells Fargo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo one morning and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I use your bathroom real quick?’ The guard replied, ‘Sure thing, but don’t forget to lock the door!’ The delivery driver nodded and disappeared inside. A few minutes later, a voice echoed through the intercom: 'Hey, can you unlock the door? I locked myself in!' The guard chuckled and unlocked it, only to see the driver standing there with a big grin and an empty Wells Fargo bag.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Wells Fargo with a large box under his arm. As he approached the counter, he loudly announced over the intercom: ‘Attention please! I’ve brought my own vault today—just for show.’ After a brief pause, everyone burst out laughing. The teller smiled and said, 'Sir, you can leave your little vault here.' The old man replied, 'Thank you, but I've already taken it home—it's just an old cardboard box!'

3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and asked the guard, ‘Do you accept Bitcoin for overdraft fees?’ The guard looked puzzled but replied, 'We only take dollars here.' The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Fair enough, I'll just pay in cash next time!' And with that, he tipped his hat to the guard and rode off into the sunrise.

4. A little girl dragged her teddy bear into Wells Fargo one afternoon. As she approached the counter, she whispered excitedly, ‘Mommy said I can ask for anything here!’ The teller smiled warmly and asked, 'What would you like?' The little girl leaned closer and whispered confidentially, 'I want a million dollars!' Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller who replied gently, 'Well, honey, let's start with something smaller—maybe just an allowance?'