The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At The UPS Store, a regular once asked: ‘Why does every package here seem to know exactly when I’ll be away from my desk?’ After a moment of silence, the clerk smiled and whispered, ‘Because they’re delivered by our secret time-traveling delivery driver.’ A regular nodded knowingly, thinking it made perfect sense.

2. At The UPS Store, one day a delivery driver announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our tracking system has been upgraded to predict not only when your packages will arrive but also what they might contain!' A few minutes later, everyone heard another announcement: ‘And for those who ordered nothing yet—your package is on its way!’ People burst out laughing, realizing it was just another quirky day at The UPS Store.

3. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside The UPS Store. A mysterious box kept appearing on the porch, addressed to no one in particular. Curious, he opened it and found only a note that read: ‘Please return to sender.’ Inside was another smaller package with the same message. For days, this went on until finally, a neighbor recognized his plight and delivered the final note: “Dear Delivery Driver, you’ve been sent to our store by mistake—we’re actually a coffee shop!”

4. At The UPS Store, a sign above the counter read: ‘If your package is late, blame someone else—we’re closed.’ One day, an anxious customer rushed in, frantically asking if his package had been delivered yet. The clerk calmly pointed up and said, 'Blame someone else—we’re closed.' As he walked out, a delivery driver waved goodbye and shouted, 'See you next time, pal!'