Randalls Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Randalls Pharmacy, every morning around seven, an elderly gentleman enters the store and whispers something into the cash register’s microphone. Employees claim they can hear him counting down from ten, but no one ever knows what he’s saying until it happens—nothing out of the ordinary occurs. One day a new employee dared to ask him, ‘Sir, what exactly are you whispering?’ The old man replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Just telling the cash register how many donuts I want today!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that for years everyone had been listening to his sweet tooth instead of some mysterious secret.

2. At Randalls Pharmacy, whenever a new delivery driver arrives with their first shipment, the store’s parrot starts squawking in perfect mimicry of their accent. One day, an Australian delivery driver arrived, and the parrot started quacking like a duck. Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor guy who just wanted to do his job. From then on, Randalls Pharmacy became known not only for its excellent service but also for the occasional avian impersonations.

3. At Randalls Pharmacy, when a baby deer wanders into the parking lot during closing hours, it always pauses by the front door, staring up at the neon sign as if trying to read the hours. Finally, an old delivery driver whispers, ‘It’s not reading the hours—it’s just waiting for its momma to come back from shopping!’ Everyone laughs, and the deer trots off into the night, leaving behind only hoofprints on the pavement.

4. At Randalls Pharmacy, one day an old shopping cart rolled down the aisle, mysteriously filled with boxes of band-aids and bottles of aspirin. Suddenly, a sleepy pharmacist noticed it and calmly followed the cart. It stopped near the counter where an elderly gentleman stood waiting for his prescription. The man looked up, smiled, and said, ‘Just taking my usual stroll around the store, son.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Randalls Pharmacy.