Nizari Progresive Fed Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into her dad’s credit union and asked, ‘Daddy, why does that ATM smile back at me?’ Her father smiled and replied, ‘Honey, it’s not smiling—it’s just reflecting your own happy face!’ She giggled and ran off to deposit her allowance. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the Nizari Progressive Fed Credit Union, people would say, “That place has the friendliest ATM in town!”

2. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the parking lot, he noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound coming from inside the credit union building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the glass door and saw nothing unusual until… Suddenly, out of nowhere, a small bird flew into the room, chirping loudly. The delivery driver burst out laughing, thinking it was some kind of elaborate prank. Turns out, it was just an overly curious finch exploring its new neighborhood. After that day, everyone started calling Nizari Progressive Fed Credit Union ‘Bird Bank’.

3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a truck full of packages. As he opened the back door, something glinted in the headlights—a small, silver keychain shaped like a golden retriever. Curious, the driver picked it up and noticed an old-fashioned key dangling from its chain. He shrugged, stuck it in his pocket, and continued his route. Later that day, while making a deposit, he mentioned the odd key to a fellow employee who happened to be a member of Nizari Progressive’s board. Turns out, it was the lost pet key of the union president's daughter—and now everyone jokes that the dog must really love progressive banking.

4. In the early hours of one quiet night, an elderly gentleman arrived at the credit union's automated teller machine. As he inserted his card, the screen suddenly lit up with a message: 'Welcome, Mr. Nizari. Your account balance is now positive infinity.' The old man stood there for a moment, then chuckled and said, ‘Finally, someone believes in my infinite savings!’ He withdrew some cash, went home, and lived happily ever after—until his next visit to the ATM, that is, when it displayed: “Your account balance is now negative infinity.”