Metrix Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Metrix Pharmacy with an urgent package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist asked him, 'Did you bring the cure for what ails us all?' The delivery guy looked puzzled but handed over the box. The pharmacist opened it and pulled out a small bottle labeled ‘Universal Antidote’. He laughed and said, ‘I guess someone finally sent it!’ They both shared a hearty laugh, realizing it was just another prank from a regular customer who loved practical jokes.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Metrix Pharmacy and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, left overnight. The delivery driver picked it up, curious but cautious. Inside was an old thermos filled with freshly brewed coffee—complete with a note: ‘For our friendly neighbors at Metrix Pharmacy.’ Turns out, it was just a thoughtful gesture from a grateful local.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Metrix Pharmacy and noticed a mysterious sign on the door: ‘Closed for Secret Ingredients Testing.’ Curious, he peeked inside and found the pharmacist mixing strange powders in a cauldron. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some kind of secret recipe contest. He approached cautiously and asked what was going on. The pharmacist replied, 'Just testing new ingredients for our latest potion.' With a twinkle in his eye, he added, 'Would you like to try?' Turns out, it was just a batch of special cough syrup with an unusual flavor—vanilla and licorice—and everyone had a good laugh.

4. One day, while walking past Metrix Pharmacy, a neighbor muttered under her breath, ‘I swear I saw that bottle of aspirin levitate for a second.’ Another time, an elderly a regular complained, ‘Why does my prescription always seem to disappear from the counter?’ The pharmacist just smiled and replied, “It’s not disappearing, sir—it’s just our little secret way of making sure you come back.”